Tiger Woods Jaw
posted by H. Lewis on December 21, 2009
I would rather have Tiger Woods break my jaw with a golf club than listen to Tigers Jaw.
Just sayin'
Oh wait, you don't know who Tiger Woods is? He is just some Nascar race car driver. No big deal.
Oh wait, you don't know who Tigers Jaw is? Consider yourself lucky. Let me give you the long story short on them... they are from Scranton, PA. Nuff said. Shittiest place on Earth. Nothing worthwhile comes from that god forsaken place.
"Wait bra, Scranton Pennsylvania? Isn't that where they film The Office? I fuckin' love The Office brah! The Office is the funniest show on TV. Dwight is the man!"
Oh... you like The Office? Okay. That says a lot about you. It means you are an idiot. Dwight isn't cool. Pam isn't hot (Karen for the win, whatever). Michael isn't funny (40 year old virgin sucked yo). Etc etc. The Office is not funny at all. I would rather watch The Family Guy one zillion times and hear ten zillion Stewie quotes than watch one second of The Office.
And FYI, Family Guy is fuckin' hell too. Seth MacFarlane is a bitch. Seth MacFarlane probably listens to Tigers Jaw. Seth MacFarlane doesn't know shit about shit. Nah mean?
Wait, BRB, I gotta go prank call my friends using this "kewl" family guy soundboard I found online. I am the ultimate crank yanker lolz.
P.S. Do people still have caller ID or was that just an early 2000s thing? I am just wondering because I don't want to get in trouble for making prank phone calls, my dad would KILL me!
Just sayin'
Oh wait, you don't know who Tiger Woods is? He is just some Nascar race car driver. No big deal.
Oh wait, you don't know who Tigers Jaw is? Consider yourself lucky. Let me give you the long story short on them... they are from Scranton, PA. Nuff said. Shittiest place on Earth. Nothing worthwhile comes from that god forsaken place.
"Wait bra, Scranton Pennsylvania? Isn't that where they film The Office? I fuckin' love The Office brah! The Office is the funniest show on TV. Dwight is the man!"
Oh... you like The Office? Okay. That says a lot about you. It means you are an idiot. Dwight isn't cool. Pam isn't hot (Karen for the win, whatever). Michael isn't funny (40 year old virgin sucked yo). Etc etc. The Office is not funny at all. I would rather watch The Family Guy one zillion times and hear ten zillion Stewie quotes than watch one second of The Office.
And FYI, Family Guy is fuckin' hell too. Seth MacFarlane is a bitch. Seth MacFarlane probably listens to Tigers Jaw. Seth MacFarlane doesn't know shit about shit. Nah mean?
Wait, BRB, I gotta go prank call my friends using this "kewl" family guy soundboard I found online. I am the ultimate crank yanker lolz.
P.S. Do people still have caller ID or was that just an early 2000s thing? I am just wondering because I don't want to get in trouble for making prank phone calls, my dad would KILL me!
Topics: Tigers Jaw, Run For Cover Records
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