I am so bored today. What should I do? Smoke a blunt? Smack a bitch? Drink a 40? Fuck a guy who is wearing a backwards hat? YAWN! Been there and DONE THAT!

Yawwwwwn

*fart*

Yawwwwwn

In times of boredom, I always turn to music. I want to listen to music, but not just any music. I need to listen to something that will eventually be the soundtrack to my "teenage/high school years" and shit. I need music that will define both me and my generation. I need music that will eventually be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I need this.

I think the Baha Men might be the band that I am searching for. Their music will define me. Their music will define you. Their music will define my country, Japan (Japan is the greatest country on this planet, don't hate). Have you ever heard that song called "Who Let the Dogs Out?" by the Baha Men? That song really speaks to me. I have often asked myself that same question. Who DID let the dogs out? Only Jesus Christ can tell us that and if you don't believe in the JAY CEE, you will never know who let them dawgz out. Repent. Repent you sinners. Who let the dogs out? WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO?

Speaking of dogs, my dog just pissed all over my big sisters Dashboard Confessional CD. What a smart dog. SMartest fUcKiN doG eveR. I think I am gonna go have some "alone time" with my dog now. Wink wink. Nudge nudge. O face.

EDIT: I just heard that having sex with animals making love to animals is wrong? Well, if that is really WRONG then I don't wanna be RIGHT! Ya know what I iz sayin? lol? sure lol!!1! NIC NAK PATTY WAK GIVE A DOG A BONE LOL.