The music by Mayday Parade is just like Wendy's: shitty and overpriced, and undercooked, and the service is horrible, one time I ordered a Frosty, just a Frosty and it took 25 minutes. For a fucking Frosty! Fuck Mayday Parade, it was all their fault. I am sure THEY were behind that SOMEHOW. Jerks.

Another thing that pisses me off about Wendy's, oops, I mean Mayday Parade, oops I mean Wendy's, oops I mean Mayday Parade is those commercials they have where they go "It's Not Fast Food. It's Wendy’s." How is Wendy's not fast food? It's like the fucking definition of fast food. Telling me Wendy's is not fast food is like telling me that Mayday Parade makes "decent" music. NO FUCKIN WAY MAN!!! If you try to spoon feed me those lies, I am going to THROW UP ON YOU AND YOUR CHEAP MONDAY JEANS. Cheap monday jeans are for dorks.

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