Have you ever heard of the "FF DP Milk 2,000 Gallon Challenge?" It is a physical challenge that is sweeping the nation in which a single person attempts to drink 1,000 gallons of milk mixed with a 1,000 gallons of Dr. Pepper within one minute without vomiting. And the person needs to be listening to Fight Fair while he/she/it is drinking the Dr. Pepper-milk stuff. Here are the rules:

* The entire 2,000 gallons must be consumed within the course of one minute.

* If one vomits, one is disqualified.

* If one stops listening to Fight Fair, one is disqualified.

If it wasn't for the whole "you gotta listen to Fight Fair" thing, this game would be EASY PEASY but man, every time I listen to Fight Fair, I just can't help but throw up all over the place. Even if I haven't eaten anything in days, I just start throwing up my insides. Man, that band is totes UNCOOL.

P.S. Is the beach still cool? Should I start a band and take "promo" pics on the beach? I love the beach. The beach is so chill. Can you pass that Corona? This Jimmy Buffett CD is siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, bro! He's like talking, brah, about partying and drinking and the ocean and the beach and shit. Insane. It's like he read my mind. Jimmy RULES! Are you a Jimmy fan like me?

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