In an effort to attract more "metalcore heads" and "dirty dudes" to FuckThatBand.com, we are going to make a post about the top 2 things that "metalcore dudes" enjoy the most:

1. The "sport" called WWE Wrestling
2. The "music" by Every Time I Die

Let's take a moment to blog about the cheesiest wrestler of all time, Jake the Motherfucking Snake Roberts. Jake would bring a live snake out to the ring. When you first saw that you were all like "OH SHIT MAN." And then you thought to yourself "THAT SNAKE IS GOING TO FUCKIN EAT PEOPLE" but once you realized that it never ate anyone, it got real boring, real fast.

Speaking of shit getting really boring really fast, let's talk about Every Time I Die. Put it this way, I would rather have Jake the Snake perform the DDT on me than listen to one second of Every Time I Die. BUT WAIT, THERZ MOAR... I would rather have Jake teh Snake stick his snake up my asshole if it meant I would never have to listen to Every Time I Die again. Just sayin'

In other news, have you heard that new CD by Every Time I Die called "New Junk Aesthetic" or whatever? That shit sounds like an even shittier version of CKY (or cKy or ckY or however you write it). CKY sucks, Bam Margera can suck ma dick. Whatever. zzzz.

For another wrestling related post, CLICK HERE.

Ok, gotta go now and check out LAMBGOAT.COM cuz that site knows about "good" music. LOL. Best site ever. LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL.