Oh look! It is a band called Broadway! Let me take a moment to get chatty about these d00dz... Did I not get the memo? That today is National Dress Like Your Favorite Mortal Kombat Character Day? NDLYFMKC Day? FUCK!

I'm not even going to comment on the guy in the back with the umbrella (FUNbrella?) for fear that be might find me and stick the umbrella (FUNbrella?) up my ass and then OPEN IT. Ouch.

But whoa, look at the d00d with the Raiden hat. I wonder if Raiden was a cool character in Mortal Kombat? I wouldn't know, my mom won't let me play video games :-(

Who was Raiden? From the Wikipedia entry for Raiden: "The thunder god of the Mortal Kombat universe is also a protector of Earthrealm. Raiden commands many supernatural abilities such as the ability to teleport, control over lightning, and flight. As an immortal, he thinks in terms of eternity rather than normal human lifespans and his memories date back to the beginning of time itself. It is unlikely that Raiden can ever be truly killed. Even if his mortal form is destroyed, Raiden will rematerialize some time afterward.[citation needed] He seeks to destroy anyone who tries to harm Earthrealm."

From the Wikipedia entry for Broadway: "There is no Wikipedia entry for Broadway."

Nuff said.

P.S. I'M ON A BOAT.

P.S.S. R U ON A BOAT? @reply me on twitter and let me knowz. LOL jk don't @reply me cuz i dont even check that shit. 4real.