Good news. GREAT NEWS! I just got a slot as a "college radio DJ" at my community college. FUCKIN SWEET! Will you listen to my college radio show? I will be live and on air every other Tuesday morning from 4am to 6am. I think that is a great time slot. I think I will reach one million listeners (at the very least).

Oh, and GET THIS... my college radio station is also STREAMING ONLINE!!! Can you believe it? Now this means that people in third world countries (Denver, Germany, Texas, etc) can listen to my EPIC radio show!

Speaking of epic radio show, mine will be EPIC as FUCK. I know the key ingredient to make my radio show STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD. What is that ingredient, you ask?

KILLER TUNES!

Play killer tunes, and they will come. Oh, they will cum (get it?).

If the masses want killer tunes, I will give them killer tunes. My radio show will only be playing Blessthefall. I love that band so much. They r00L. They have a myspace design by Synapse! OMGZ!

Do you know what I love most about them, the fact that they write out their band name as ONE WORD!!! Why would you possibly write your band name as Bless the Fall when you could just write it out as Blessthefall??? That band is a true group of innovative thinkers.

Speaking of innovation, have you heard their cutting edge mosh-tacular songs? Those breakdowns make me want to hit my head with a hammer. Their music just moves me. It makes me want to wipe my ass with grip tape from my skateboard.

P.S. Is skateboarding still cool? I think it used to be cool but since Rob and Big was taken off MTV, skating got lame. I don't know though, I still have my Alien Workshop deck and my Grind King trucks and shit just in case skating gets cool again. O shit, wait, I think my subscription to Thrasher Magazine is expiring next month. Fuck. Gotta ask my Dad to sign me up for another 12 month subscription because I love me some high end "skater" news and pics. LOL? Yes!

P.S.S. Holler at me if you ever "jerked it" to Hook-Ups Skateboard design. Don't lie. Asian chix FTW!