I never saw this trend/style before. Dressing like dirt bags?!?!?! WTF!?!?! Dude, where was I when this started to become "the thing" or "the shit?" How come lookbook.nu didn't "report" about this new fashion craze? (INSERT LOOKBOOK LOLZ HERE)

Props to my boys in Mastodon for lookin FINE AS HELL... and by FINE AS HELL, I really mean CLEAN AS HELL... and by CLEAN AS HELL, I really mean DIRTY AS HELL. Don't get me wrong, I am all about "conserving water" cuz "global warming" is raping mother earth and shit but come on, all those dudes have cheez-its crumbs all up in their beards and their arm pits smell like shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat! (INSERT BLINK 182 LOLZ HERE)

Don't even get me started on the subject of Mastodon music. Don't even. Fuck those jams. They sound horrific.

In other news, when is FuckThatBand.com going to get funnie again? It used to be funnie but now it just lost da "pa-zaaz" and shit. Hmmmmm... with that being said, I leave you with a SICK quote from my favz band ever:

"Well, I guess this is growing up!" –Blink 183

I am thinking of getting that quote tat-eed on my back in Helvetica font. Yay or nay? Or maybe I should get some meaningful Obama quote (Change R00Lz) inked on me? Email me if you know Kat Von D's number so I can holler at her balls.

Ok, gotta jet now. My RA is having another LAME FLOOR MEETING!!! God. Can't wait until me and "my girls" live off campus. We are going to have 80's parties EVERY FUCKIN NIGHT!!!