Have you bros gotten into the KEWLEST bro band out there called Conditions? Conditions are total bros and if you think you are a TRUE BRO, then you better jock these guys HARD AS HELL because there is a strong possibility that they will be playing at your local FRAT HOUSE sometime this coming Fall semester! JUST IN TIME FOR RUSH!!! FUCK YEA BRO!!!

Conditions, these dudes look like straight up bros. I wish I could be half the bro that they are. My guess, when these dudes are not making SICK music that make me want to beer pong it up with my boys, they are totally wake boarding, dirt biking, planning for spring break, and most of all playing lacrosse!!!

But wait, lacrosse is a "chill" sport though, ya know, I mean sometimes I like to get my LAX on. Who doesn't??? There is nothing better than getting fuckin' drunkzorz and getting sweaty as fuck with my lax bros. But bro, last time I played lax, my pooka shell necklace got ripped off and broke! NOT COOL! Fuck! I am so pissed at my boy, DP, for doing that.

"DP? Who is DP?"

Bros call him DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it? Sometimes donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania. My dad owns a car dealership. Do you like Aqua Teen Hunger Force?.!>23.3/

jksdfilehowlnclsdlk 3r4rwr3sd sdf sdfhydfshj sdfjhdf dfas34wedfsdfSDD Dude I am so0 drunk right now. I drank like 3 Twisted Teas man, I am gone. Ok, gotta go hit the weight room on campus. Peace out FRESHMAN!!!!!!!!!!!