Callahan Head Lice
posted by H. Lewis on August 24, 2009
Wuz up?! I am in a band called Callahan. Do you like my new glasses?! My mommy won't let me get contacts until I am 18 years old. I can't wait until I turn 18. Gonna buy cigz and contacts!
Anyways, my band makes some TERRIBLE music. I mean it. If we could somehow turn our music into a food, it would taste horrible. How bad would it taste??? It would taste something like my band mates hair.
Ewww, this hair tastes like the grip tape on my sick as Tony Hawk skateboard. Ew, I he has lice in his hair. Ew, I think I ate some of his lice. Is it possible to get drunk/high off eating lice because I feel soo00o0o fugged up right now. D00d, da r00m iz spinning.
GETTIN' HIGH OFF BUGZ IZ CHILL!
LOL? LOL FOR SURE!!!
Anyways, my band makes some TERRIBLE music. I mean it. If we could somehow turn our music into a food, it would taste horrible. How bad would it taste??? It would taste something like my band mates hair.
Ewww, this hair tastes like the grip tape on my sick as Tony Hawk skateboard. Ew, I he has lice in his hair. Ew, I think I ate some of his lice. Is it possible to get drunk/high off eating lice because I feel soo00o0o fugged up right now. D00d, da r00m iz spinning.
GETTIN' HIGH OFF BUGZ IZ CHILL!
LOL? LOL FOR SURE!!!
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