ME: Hey buddy, I am mad hungry. You wanna come with me to McDonnies? I love those fuckin SNACK WRAPS bro. Come to Mickey Deez with me man. After McDonald's, we can head over to our local Urban Outfitter so we can purchase $80 shirts and $200 skinny leg jeans.

WATER BRO: Na sorry bro, no can do. Can't go. Me and my band are going to be WAY too busy standing around in water all day. Standing in water for no reason is totally cool and my band is cool.

ME: Oh shit, I didn't know you started a band. What are you guys called?

WATER BRO: We are called Bears and Bright Lights.

ME: Awesome! When is your next show?

WATER BRO: I don't know, we had to cancel a bunch of our shows because we think it's a better career move to just stand around in water all day. Fuck playing live, standing in water is where it is really at. You understand what I mean, right?

ME: Oh yea, totally, that is fuckin ARTSY as hell. I think the fans will really connect with you. The scene needs more ARTSY bands like you guys.

WATER BRO: Dude, standing around in water for no reason at all is the definition of ARTSY. Water is seriously so symbolic man. It symbolizes change. Water goes through so many changes. From liquid, to solid, to vapor - water is the epitomal symbol for metamorphosis and philosophical recycling.

ME: Dude, your poetry speaks to me. May I stand next to you in the water for no reason what-so-ever?

WATER BRO: Only if you let us play at your little brothers birthday party...

ME: My little brother is turning 2 years old though, I don't think he even likes music yet.

WATER BRO: Dude, my band stands in water all day long, for no reason at all. How could he not like us?!?!?!?!!!!!