Paint It Black, That's What She Said
posted by T. Hill on July 25, 2009
Dude, I totally love my girlfriend soooo much and I am NOT embarrassed to tell the world how cool she is. My GF is so much more PUNK than your GF.
HOW PUNK IS SHE, YOU ASK?
WELL...
She is so00oo0o punk that when I got her this huge white dildo (to spice shit up in da bedroom) she looked at the dildo and then looked at me and was all like "PAINT IT BLACK" and I was all like "OMG U LYKE THAT BAND PAINT IT BLACK???? WHOA UR SOOO PUNK!"
I am not really into Paint It Black but I gotta give my gf 500 scenes points for knowing who they are.
Oh shit, look at the time!!! Ok, gotta go get ready for my date. I am treating my gf to OLIVE GARDEN yo!!! Keep it DL though, she doesn't know. I know, I know, I am the best BF ever, she is worth it. Do you like Olive Garden bread sticks? I wonder if Dan Yemin likes Olive Garden bread sticks. LOLZ?
HOW PUNK IS SHE, YOU ASK?
WELL...
She is so00oo0o punk that when I got her this huge white dildo (to spice shit up in da bedroom) she looked at the dildo and then looked at me and was all like "PAINT IT BLACK" and I was all like "OMG U LYKE THAT BAND PAINT IT BLACK???? WHOA UR SOOO PUNK!"
I am not really into Paint It Black but I gotta give my gf 500 scenes points for knowing who they are.
Oh shit, look at the time!!! Ok, gotta go get ready for my date. I am treating my gf to OLIVE GARDEN yo!!! Keep it DL though, she doesn't know. I know, I know, I am the best BF ever, she is worth it. Do you like Olive Garden bread sticks? I wonder if Dan Yemin likes Olive Garden bread sticks. LOLZ?
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