The band is called One For The Team. These dudes look like they are in a cult or something. Possibly from Waco, Texas? I don't know, maybe I'm waaaaay off???

Hmmm, is it just me or when you look really close, can you can kinda see the red Kool-Aid stains above their top lips? People in cults LOVE Kool-Aid. It helps them to "move to another planet for a life of bliss."

But seriously, all Kool-Aid gibberish aside, just because One For The Team escaped the Yearning for Zion Mormon ranch in Texas doesn't mean that they can bring their polygamist ways to our PUNK RAWK scene!!

Don't play me for a fool- I know a polygamist when I see one. That orange shirt is clearly hand-sewn from old curtains. Those plaid lumberjack shirts were hand-me-downs from 1973. And their body language clearly suggests that three of them just had group sex.

Girl, you should be ashamed of your bedhead!!!

As for me, I'm saving myself for pure marriage, like the Jonas Brothers!!!

P.S. I hope One For The Team takes one for the team and BREAKS UP. LOLZ BET U DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING!!!

IN OTHER NEWS: I AM TAKING MY SATS THIS SATURDAY. WISH ME LUCK. I AM LOOKING FOR A DECENT COLLEGE/UNIVERSITY WHERE I CAN MAJOR IN ALTERNATIVE MUSIC BLOGGING. DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS?????