Here is some HARRY POTTER news for all you BOOK PUNX out there. This just in: Ron Weasley has shed his cookie-cutter Harry Potter image and joined the English punk rawk band called Gallows.

You will recognize Ron by his surgically enhanced middle finger, which he had lengthened and strengthened to permanently face outward.

Ron's new fuck-you-'tude is backed by 4 fellow band members, including the president of Set Your Goals' fan club.

Their first single by Gallows was panned by critics, resulting in a harsh caning of those critics by Ron's older brother Percy, pictured second from left.

Percy is following in younger brother Ron's body-modification-footsteps, and has had all of his teeth removed so his mouth now looks like a giant black hole.

For up-to-the-minute-news about the Gallows. Check out their shitty twitter page. Actually, I have no fuckin' idea if they do have a twitter page but I mean, come on, every asshole has a twitter page (even RANCID has a fuckin Twitter lololol), so I am sure if you google hard enough, you will find a twitter for Gallows.