Wait, Angelina Jolie started a band??? She calls her band Love Automatic??? Ok let me take a listen...

Wow, ok, this music is fuckin AWKWARD. It reminds me of this one awkward time a few summers ago; my dad caught me masturbating to a picture of Angelina from the Tomb Raider movie. It was soooo awkward when my dad came in my room and he saw my one hand wuz fingering ma puss-eee and my other hand wuz jerkin my wanker (yea dog, I'm a hermaphrodite, SO WUT).

Anyways, Angelina, if you are reading this blog (and I know you are), please answer me WHY DID U START THIS BAND??? You guys totally suck. Love Automatic makes me want to cut my dick off and then stick it in my puss and then super glue ma puss shut.

P.S. I'm still not over Jen and Brad's break up. I thought they were "meant to be" and shit. Ever since Jen and Brad broke up, I have had piss poor self esteem. UGHHHH.