Cartel Horoscope
posted by M. Thomas on June 3, 2009
I read my horoscope today. I am really REALLY fucking nervous. Here is what I read:
"There is a big fat sexy secret in your family - someone is getting married or engaged on the sly, or they secretly are obsessed with the band Cartel. This could be the day when the secret gets revealed. Expect some interesting news today."
I swear to god, if ANYONE in my family secretly loves/listens to Cartel, I will seriously CUT myself. I know I promised my family I would never get into CUTTING again, but a galz gotta do what a galz gotta do.
"There is a big fat sexy secret in your family - someone is getting married or engaged on the sly, or they secretly are obsessed with the band Cartel. This could be the day when the secret gets revealed. Expect some interesting news today."
I swear to god, if ANYONE in my family secretly loves/listens to Cartel, I will seriously CUT myself. I know I promised my family I would never get into CUTTING again, but a galz gotta do what a galz gotta do.
Topics: Cartel, The Militia Group Records
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