I would rather stick my dick inside of a burning hot George Foreman Grill than listen to the latest Sherwood release. That band is fuckin' terrible.

Wait, wasn't George Foreman a professional boxer at one time??? HE WAS???? Ok, in that case, I would rather have George Foreman punch me square in my cock and balls than listen to Sherwood. After Georgie punched my sack numerous times, I would let him kick my dick a few times, too. All of this so I can spare my ears from hearing the terrible tunes Sherwood makes.

But for real though, George Foreman looks like he would be a tiger in bed. Should I stalk George Foreman?

Here is a list of things that I would do to George Foreman if he would let me have sex with his dick and balls:

1. I would get his name tattooed on my dick tits and skydive naked so everyone could see my dick tits.

2. I would learn how to make balloon animals. I would make George Foreman balloon animals everyday. I would even staple balloon animals onto my dick tits if that is what it took to make George Foreman smile.

3. I would start a death metal band and write all my death metal songs about how much I love George Foreman's dick inside my butt. I want George Foreman to fondle my dick tits so bad. Am I crazy?

P.S. Sherwood sucks, I am not sure if I said that enough in this post. I guess I might have gotten a bit carried away with all my chit chat about my George Foreman obsession. U mad? Don't be, it's cool.

P.S.S.S.S MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU STUPID SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!