Why are there a million fuckin members in The Devil Wears Prada? Are these dudes a ska band or something? Let me listen to them... oh, ok, they are not a ska band, they are actually an American Christian metalcore band. Great.

(INSERT BREAKDOWN HERE)
JUD JUD Hi Ho!
JUD JUD Hi Ho!
WEEEEE WEEEEEEE
JUD JUD It's Off To Work We Go!!!!

Ok, wait, there are only 6 dwarfs in that picture. Shouldn't there be 7? We are missing the one named Happy! Who is Happy?

Who is Happy????

Oh wait... ME! I am HAPPY!!! Happy that these fuckers aren't releasing another album EVER. I'd rather be forced to change my 24-month-old cousin's diarrhea diapers all weekend while watching Snow White on a repeating loop than listen to ANYTHING by TDWP. Did you like how I did that? Compared real shit to shit music? I'm really good at metaphorical stuff like that. Fuck yes!

Ugggh wait a second, my bff (mom) just IMed me a link to TDWP's myspace page, and they apparently JUST CAME OUT WITH A NEW ALBUM!!!! Great, just great. Thanks for the nightmares you fucking assholes. You guyz ruined my life.