Dude, have you heard Sparks The Rescue yet? ZOMG. I fuckin love them. I mean, I hate them. I mean, I love them. I mean, I hate them. Fuck, sorry about that, I'm not gonna lie, I am KINDA fucked up right now. Just did some shroomz and drank some Robo. Fuckin lolz all over my face (and yours).

But for realz, we got the one KEWL older band member who buyz da beerz for the NERDY younger band member. SCORE DA b33R bra!!! B33R TRUCK IZ CUMMIN'

And we got the one dude who loves sci fi comic books. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA MAN!!! Fuckin get into it!

And we also got the one dude who just wants to play football in the quad. Dude, I am totally skipping class today, gonna just chill in the quad with no shirt on and throw the good ole football around. Thinkin' about rushing a fraternity, I heard the frat bros got nothing but love fur da partyz.

P.S. FRESHMAN FRESHMAN DO SOMETHING CRAZY DO SOMETHING CRAZY KEG STAND KEG STAND.

Man, I love college. Do I really have to graduate? Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?