Rumor has it that McDonalds has recently announced a brand new item on their menu, it is called the "Michael Jackson McBurger." Unconfirmed sources have told us that this delicious menu newcomer consists of matured beef between two fresh white buns. Stop in at any local participating McDonalds this weekend to try the burger; first 69 customers will receive a signed copy of Michael Jackson's new band's CD. Oh wait, you didn't know that he was in a band? Yeah, he is. He is in a band called Escape the Fate.

In other news, Escape the Fate sucks so fuckin bad. Would rather "spend the night" with Michael Jackson than listen to their tunes. Fuckin garbage. Hell hell hell hell hell shit shit shit shit shit hell hell hell piss piss piss.