Tomorrow is New Years Eve. R U ready? Hope so. Do you have regrets? Sure you do, I do. I regret renewing my 2 year plan with Verizon, that means I can't get an iPhone because only AT&T does the whole iPhone thing. Shit man. What am I going to do? I heard all the cool kids have iPhones. Remember when all the cool kids had those Motorola RAZR phones? Those are lame now, almost as lame as This Time Next Year. You hear those dudes yet? Ughhhhhhhhhhhh.

Enough talking about shitty phones and shitty bands; more talk about 2008. It was a good year, finally lost my virginity. College is cool like that, girls just don't care. I wuz at a FRAT party getting my FRAT on and I totally scored with this one chick. She was totally ugly (fug-lee for realz), that was kinda a turn off but ya know, whatever, COLLEGE ROCKS. She was wearing a This Time Next Year shirt, that was kinda a turn off but ya know, whatever, COLLEGE ROCKS. She threw up in my mouth while we were French kissing, that was kinda a turn off but ya know, whatever, COLLEGE ROCKS. I got my bone on. It was epic. I think she loves me. I smell wedding bells? Na fuck that, I am too young for dat shit, I still got more moshing to do before settling down, yo.

Hmmmm, I wonder if I order myself my very own This Time Next Year shirt, will that help me make out with EVEN MORE dirty as hell girls who will throw up in my mouth while we are kissing? I need to hook up with more girls who have smelly crotches. Should I try to join my college's student activities club so I can try to book This Time Next Year on my campus in the multi-purpose room?!?!?! I think that event will really draw lots of girls who have smelly crotches.

In other news, I am still depressed about not having an iPhone. Fugg you Verizon for doing this to me. Maybe when the This Time Next Year's record goes gold platinum neon whatever, they will buy me an iPhone??????