Dude, my car has been smelling like shit the past 3 weeks. Time for me to clean it, I guess? Oh, look what I just found, a half eaten sub from Subway that has been in my Dodge Neon since last Friday, gotta love them chicken teriyaki subs, bro. (sniff sniff) Hmmmm, that isn't what stinks though. I shall keep looking.

Oh, what do we have here? It is my old Adidas sneakers that I used for gym class last year. Maybe the shoes are making my car smell like shit? (sniff sniff) Damm, these things DO smell like used condoms but this isn't the smell that is killing my car!!!! What the hell smells so bad in my car?????? I shall keep looking.

Wait! WTF! Stop the presses. Pause your fuckin Nintendo. How the fuck did this CD of The Wonder Years get in MY car???? Let me give this CD a smell... (sniff sniff) UGHHHHHHHH FUCKKKK THIS SMELLS TERRIBLE!!! This wonder years release smells like burning tires, moth balls, L.A. Looks hair gel, and chicken McNuggets. Fuck. I think I am going to be sick. The Wonder Years... DO NOT WANT.

So mad at The Wonder Years, they ruined my Dodge Neon. Ugh. H8 u guyz. H8 u No Sleep Records.