Everyone keeps chatting about a hardcore band from the UK (where?). They are called Bring Me the Horizon. Should I be a proper gentleman and give them a listen? Or should I continue to watch Degrassi on TV?!?!?! Fuck. So many decisions in life! McDonalds or Burger King, Coke or Pepsi, midget porn or weird anime porn? Hmmmm. Ok, fine. You convinced me, I will give them a listen. Here I go.

The band is called Bring Me the Horizon, please change your name. How about BRING ME THE GOOD MUSIC? These dudes sound worse than Every Time I Die (is that possible?). Have you ever seen that WILL IT BLEND video on youtube where the people put an iPhone in a blender to see if it will get destroyed? Well, the noise the blender makes, that is what the band sounds like.

In other news, I cannot believe that Kermit the Frog would join this band. Jim Henson would NOT approve of this move.