Listening to The Audition makes me feel so awkward. The music is just THAT bad. This music reminds me of the feeling that I get when I am invited to a party in which I know nobody but the person who invited me, and nobody at that party is interested in making new friends. So I just sit there on the sofa like an uber nerd with no one to talk to. That situation makes me feel pretty lousy. I bet everyone at that party was a fan of The Audition. Bleh. They are uber dorks. I am glad no one talked to me.

But here is the kicker, the next day the person who invited me to the party calls me on my cell and is all like "Ummmm yeah so I am missing my season 1 and season 2 of Arrested Development on DVD and a bunch of people said they saw you steal them" and I am all like "WHAT!?!?! I didn't take your fucking DVDs woman!!!" Ugh yooooo.

In all honesty, the only thing I would ever steal from anyone is their Audition CD. I would steal that shit so fast and run it over with my sick ass Dodge Neon. Na mean? If anything I would be doing them a favor. The Audition is hell. Now please excuse me, I gotta go get my sick ass Dodge Neon's oil changed and then I am gonna roll over to Blockbuster and rent The Fast and the Furious on DVD. Vin Diesel broooo!!! Broooo!!!!