If you mixed together slim shady, the Jonas Brothers, and kurt cobain I'm guessing this is prolly what you would get. Check out these chocolate syrup-covered idiots called Breathe Carolina. They sound like they look, shitty. I'm pretty sure I'd rather be watching that UBER radical teenage vampire thriller movie masterpiece (tee hee hee) called "twilight" than listening to their silly, silly musik. These dudes are signed to Rise Records. Oh Rise Records... U so0o0oo0o CRAY-ZEEE.

Ok, sorry to cut this short but I gotta go drink some blood now, that is what Breathe Carolina would want me to do... right???? But while I am out, can you totally try to get me the new Years Gone By mp3s off of da bit torrent or some shit? I hear that release is more even MORE gross than 2 girls 1 cup... I am curious to see if that is true. Is it? We shall see.