I always hated this CD cover so much. Just in case you live under a rock and don't recognize the picture I am speaking about, it is the cover of the most recent release from Brand New called "The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me."

Why do I hate the cover of this release so much, you ask? I will tell you why, it totally reminds me of that M. Night Shyamalan movie called THE VILLAGE. Doesn't it? Yea it does. Wait, you never saw THE VILLAGE? You are a fuckin liar. Every asshole saw that shit. I fuckin hate M. Night Shyamalan movies. God, and don't even get me started on Brand New's music, hate that shit so0o00oo0ooo much. Hated you guys when there were chess pieces on the cover, hated you guys when there was an astronaut on the cover, still hate you with Halloween costumes on the cover.

(start lame girl dialogue) But like, omg, when I turned 18 the first song I listened to on my Zune was "Soco Amaretto Lime" by Brand New. Those lyrics were so meaningful to me. (insert really bad 16 year old girl singing voice) I'm gonna stay 18 forever. So we can stay like this forever. Woooo! Jesse Lacey is hawtttttt!!! (end lame girl dialogue)

(start smart person dialogue) Shut. The. Fuck. Up. (end smart person dialogue)

(start lame girl dialogue) How rude! (end lame girl dialogue)

(start smart person dialogue) That's what SHEEEEEEEEEEE said!!!! (end smart person dialogue)

P.S. Love you so much stephanie tanner plz marry me.

Dear Motionless In White,

Davey Havok called. He told me to tell you guys to stop looking like AFI and stop sounding like Underoath. Thanks.

Love,
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Listening to The Audition makes me feel so awkward. The music is just THAT bad. This music reminds me of the feeling that I get when I am invited to a party in which I know nobody but the person who invited me, and nobody at that party is interested in making new friends. So I just sit there on the sofa like an uber nerd with no one to talk to. That situation makes me feel pretty lousy. I bet everyone at that party was a fan of The Audition. Bleh. They are uber dorks. I am glad no one talked to me.

But here is the kicker, the next day the person who invited me to the party calls me on my cell and is all like "Ummmm yeah so I am missing my season 1 and season 2 of Arrested Development on DVD and a bunch of people said they saw you steal them" and I am all like "WHAT!?!?! I didn't take your fucking DVDs woman!!!" Ugh yooooo.

In all honesty, the only thing I would ever steal from anyone is their Audition CD. I would steal that shit so fast and run it over with my sick ass Dodge Neon. Na mean? If anything I would be doing them a favor. The Audition is hell. Now please excuse me, I gotta go get my sick ass Dodge Neon's oil changed and then I am gonna roll over to Blockbuster and rent The Fast and the Furious on DVD. Vin Diesel broooo!!! Broooo!!!!

I see that From First to Last are selling their latest CD at many mom and pop stores (iTunes, Target, Wal-Mart, BestBuy, etc) but I was wondering when they were going to get their CD in the best mom and pop store in the world... Starbucks!

Every time I walk into Starbucks, I can't help but imagine how great it would be to be able to purchase their CD at the front counter. I would mosh with the CD in my one hand and in the other would be my Chai Creme Frappuccino, size Grande plz, wait, actually, make it a Venti, need a Venti to really get through the morning successfully (totally hate 8am classes, h8 college so much).

But for real, I want to take this moment to give a shout out to the band From First to Last, they be reppin' the mom and pop stores 24/7 and that is chill as hell in my book. Mad love/respect. Everyone go out and support iTunes, Target, Wal-Mart, and BestBuy. One love.

And also, someone plz contact Starbucks headquarters ASAP. Those dudes have to sponsor my boys in From First to Last. Imagine a Starbucks drink named after that band? How about the "From First to Last Chocolate Brownie Explosion Frappuccino Mosh" drink. This would be a Mocha Frappuccino with chocolate chunks and dog shit blended in, served with whipped cream, ketchup, and a drizzle of Taco Bell Mild sauce on top. MMMMMMMM, that sounds as appealing as the music From First to Last puts out. 0o0o0o burn? Yes burn. xoxox

Tomorrow is New Years Eve. R U ready? Hope so. Do you have regrets? Sure you do, I do. I regret renewing my 2 year plan with Verizon, that means I can't get an iPhone because only AT&T does the whole iPhone thing. Shit man. What am I going to do? I heard all the cool kids have iPhones. Remember when all the cool kids had those Motorola RAZR phones? Those are lame now, almost as lame as This Time Next Year. You hear those dudes yet? Ughhhhhhhhhhhh.

Enough talking about shitty phones and shitty bands; more talk about 2008. It was a good year, finally lost my virginity. College is cool like that, girls just don't care. I wuz at a FRAT party getting my FRAT on and I totally scored with this one chick. She was totally ugly (fug-lee for realz), that was kinda a turn off but ya know, whatever, COLLEGE ROCKS. She was wearing a This Time Next Year shirt, that was kinda a turn off but ya know, whatever, COLLEGE ROCKS. She threw up in my mouth while we were French kissing, that was kinda a turn off but ya know, whatever, COLLEGE ROCKS. I got my bone on. It was epic. I think she loves me. I smell wedding bells? Na fuck that, I am too young for dat shit, I still got more moshing to do before settling down, yo.

Hmmmm, I wonder if I order myself my very own This Time Next Year shirt, will that help me make out with EVEN MORE dirty as hell girls who will throw up in my mouth while we are kissing? I need to hook up with more girls who have smelly crotches. Should I try to join my college's student activities club so I can try to book This Time Next Year on my campus in the multi-purpose room?!?!?! I think that event will really draw lots of girls who have smelly crotches.

In other news, I am still depressed about not having an iPhone. Fugg you Verizon for doing this to me. Maybe when the This Time Next Year's record goes gold platinum neon whatever, they will buy me an iPhone??????

If you find yourself at a New Years Eve party this year and you seriously HATE everyone there, here is a sure fire way to ruin the lives of every soul at the shin dig: all you have to do is put some Sky Eats Airplane on the stereo. Once all the peeps at the par-tay hear that bands music, they will all be like "My stomach has that sick/vomity feeling to it from all da drinking I have been doing but that feeling is heaven compared to what my ears feel like as I am listening to Sky Eats Airplanez (my earz feel like they are being ripped to shreds by a Rottweiler with rabies)."

I mean come on, this band is from Texas. Eww. Garbage comes out of Texas: Forever the Sickest Kids (omg call me!), Dallas Cowboys (superbowl champs 2k9? LoL jk), Stone Cold Steve Austin (gimmie da stunner plz), Lance Armstrong (love those live strong bracelets though, lol), Patrick Swayze (so0o hawt), and Play Radio Play (zzzz).

But huge congratulations to Sky Eats Airplane for releasing their second full length album on Shitty Vision Records, lots of total hotties are saying it is THE WOOT. The CD is called "Sky Eats Airplane"... how original. But I guess self-titled albums are all the rage these days. If From First to Last can do it, so can Sky Eats Airplane I guess. Oh shit, look at the time, One Tree Hill is on, gotta run. Bye bye.

Hey, we're The Hush Sound, you can call us the Hush tho brah. Or 'the Sound.' Or the HS. Or just call us whatever, brahski-rino. We're so chill. We just like to sit around alot, you know "lounge". We chill so hard. We relax so hardcore it hurts. Brodoggdude, I chillax so hard I should get paid for it. I work so hard at just chillin' out and shit, talkin' about surfin', even though I've never surfed but it seems like it'd be super chill. I surfed the internet once. That was pretty chill. This dude offered to send me penis enlargement pills but I never got them. What's up with that? I did get identity theft though. That is the last time I give out my social security number to some dude from Kenya.