Member of Artist Vs Poet: Bro, I love to grab my dick, grabbing dicks is fuckin radical. There are 3 things that I love in life: our new CD, that hey there Delilah song by Plain White T's, and grabbing my dick.

Another member of Artist Vs Poet: Dude, my three favorite things in life are as followed: our new CD on Fearless Records, that hey there Delilah song by Plain White T's (oooooh its TWAT you do to meeeeeee), and watching you grab your dick.

Another member of Artist Vs Poet: Dude, during the next photo shoot, lets all grab our dicks... or even better, we can grab each others dicks!!!!

All of Artist Vs Poet: (in the cliche BORAT voice) HIGH FIVE!!! Wawa-wee-waaaa!!!!!!

There is a new bro band out there you might not have heard of yet. Let us be the first to tell you about these bros. They are called The Get Go but they really should be called The Get Bro. They totally look like they are fueled by Natty Ice. These dudes straight up look like they take showers with Natty Ice. But wait, dont hate on these bros just yet, I mean, come on, they are ex members of Mest, Allister, and Showoff (welcome to the year 2001 broooooooooo). Now please excuse me, broseph, I need to go pound out that twelve-zeeez of Natty because it isn't a fuckin party unless we got piss warm natty on the kitchen table, The Get Go on my CD walkman, and 17 year old hottiez lolzzzz. Ya know what I am saying? But for realz though, who fucked with this beer pong list?!?!?! I know Obama is not at this party so who wrote his name on this list??????

Get ready for some The Academy Is content. We just found out about this site called StarDoll.com. Here is a brief 'about us' directly from their site: "Stardoll is a virtual paperdoll community site for everyone who enjoys fashion, design and making friends. At Stardoll you can create your own MeDoll or choose from our ever growing collection of celebrity dolls and dress them up in our wide selection of fashions."

We here at FuckThatBand.com were really excited when our friend emailed us a link to the site so we could dress up our very own William Beckett (singer of The Academy Is)!!! Lucky us!!! We always wanted to dress up our very own Michael Jackson... oops, I mean William Beckett, er, I mean Michael Jackson... I mean William Beckett... I mean Michael Jackson... I mean William Beckett... I mean Michael Jackson... I mean William Beckett...

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to nominate TV/TV for the "Shittiest Merchandise Award." Who is TV/TV you might be wondering? They are a band that wastes all their money on lame merchandise (for example, TV/TV sunglasses) when they should really be putting their money towards music lessons (zing). Almost ten buck-aroos for those shades?!?! Fuck that braaaa. I wouldn't wear TV/TV sunglasses for all the Cheetos in the world mannnnnn. I don't even care how crazy my muncheez attack was! Actually, I don't even think that Chester Cheetah would wear TV/TV sunglasses, and we all know how much he loves his rockin' sunglasses hard as hell (even at night). So in closing... TV/TV sunglasses - DO NOT WANTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Here is a picture of Angels and Airwaves. That one dude with the gotee, some call that a landing strip, I call it fuckin lame. I do not want to party with that dude, I don't care if he brings da keg, he is not partying with me.

Attention everyone, bust out your Chicago Bulls jerseys and throw your b-ballz in da air, Dennis Rodman has joined The Friday Night Boys!!!1!!! I totally saw them play last night and they sucked real bad but it was still phat as hell to see Scottie Pippen and Michael Jordan moshing hard as hell. Them boyz got moves on the dance floor.

The Sleeping have entered the studio to record their new full-length set to come out in 2009. In other news, Walt Disney called me up from his cryonic chamber full of liquid nitrogen and he told me to tell that one dude from The Sleeping to take that Mickey shirt the fuck off. Personally, I would never want to piss off Walt Disney... he is a frozen zombie for petes sake!!! Doesn't that scare you!?!?!!?!?!?!? Frozen zombies are the deadliest of all zombies, they have the ability to shoot ice beams out of their eyes and they are always riding on crazy as shit zombie polar bears with rabies!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKK